On Gardens and Walls
Sometimes I can almost see him building his wall
He turns around and for a moment we aren't there and a stone thuds to the earth.
Unfathomable tears splash through our well-intentioned fingers and mortar the cracks.
The impact of a sudden loss tamps the footing deep below the frostline of the ground.
All I can do is rain down kisses onto the wild gardens of his heart
so vines and flowers outgrow the concrete fortresses,
shine down sunlight from my eyes to entice the treetops over the parapets,
hold him tight until he drifts and dreams of flitting robins who pluck glistering keys from holes in the darkest soil.
This is my prayer upon a field of a thousand greying dandelion heads:
Instead of walls from intruders, may he be blessed with plenty to share.
May he have the strength to stay soft.
May those stones build wells,
those tears cascade life through the forests,
the losses forge a young man
with compassion in his heart and sunshine enough
for the next lost little soul
Thursday, July 2, 2015
My TV Shows
First up: Shows I’m waiting for more episodes of. These are shows that are currently on the air and I’ve seen everything they’ve done to this point and am waiting for more. A * means I’m watching on hulu or netflix and therefore there are episodes I haven’t seen because they aren’t available to me yet. I did not count shows that are getting reboots, like 24 or the X-Files, as being currently on the air.
Louie
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4 seasons*
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A+
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The Fall
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2 series
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A+
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Orange is the New Black
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3 seasons
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A+
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Broad City
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2 seasons
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A+
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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1 season
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A+
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House of Cards
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3 seasons
|
A
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Bloodline
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1 Season
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A
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Daredevil
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1 season
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A
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Arrow
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2 seasons
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A-
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Sense8
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1 season
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A-
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Wayward Pines
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5 episodes
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B
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How to Get Away with Murder
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1 Season
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B-
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Next is shows that are still being produced as of this last season, and I still intend to watch them or am currently watching them but have not caught up yet. * indicates that I don’t currently have access to the show. ^ means I am watching right now.
Episodes*
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3 episodes
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A+
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The Comeback
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3 episodes
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A+
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The Wire*
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1 season
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A+
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It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
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1 season
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A
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Orphan Black*
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1 season
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A
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Workaholics*
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2 seasons
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A
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True Detective^
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3 episodes
|
A
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Archer
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4 seasons
|
A
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Community
|
5 seasons
|
A
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The Big Bang Theory
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1 season
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A-
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American Crime
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3 episodes
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A-
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The Flash
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4 episodes
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A-
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Black-ish
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6 episodes
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A-
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Then there are shows that are still airing, but I’ve given up on them. Ratings are obviously based on my own limited viewership. Also including when/why I severed ties.
The Simpsons
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6 seasons
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Felt I outgrew it.
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A
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South Park
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1 season, 3 episodes
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Jerking us around with who is Cartman's dad.
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A
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Game of Thrones
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4 seasons, 2 episodes
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The purple wedding, clear there's no endgame
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A
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Marvel’s Avengers Assemble
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6 episodes
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I'm not a child
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A
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Grace and Frankie
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5 episodes
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Realized I'm not the demographic
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A
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Hannibal
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4 episodes
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Hated the Hannibal character.
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A-
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Bates Motel
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1.5 seasons
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Too much pot farming, not enough murder.
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B+
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Brooklyn 99
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8 episodes
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I just forgot about it
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B+
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The Walking Dead
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2.5 seasons
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Killed the two actresses I started watching for.
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B+
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Girls
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1 episode
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Is this how girls are when I'm not around?
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B
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Under the Dome
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5 episodes
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Too different from the book.
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B
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BoJack Horseman
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3 episodes
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Tiring and cynical
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B
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Gotham
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Most of 1 season
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Just too easy to see what they should be doing
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C
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Scandal
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1 episode
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Nobody talks like this.
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C
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American Horror Story
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1 season
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All subsequent season premieres are a mess
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C-
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Once Upon a Time
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2 seasons
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Loose ends being dropped all over.
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C+
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The Blacklist
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3 episodes
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Terrible lead actress and unbelievable plot.
|
D
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The Last Man on Earth
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1 episode
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Aggravating and nihilistic.
|
D
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There are also sketch shows where I’ve seen large chucks of the show, but I don’t watch in order.
Saturday Night Live
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A+
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Portlandia
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A+
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Key & Peele
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A+
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Inside Amy Schumer
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A+
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Now for shows that are finished. First, the ones I’ve seen all of:
Arrested Development
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4 seasons
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A+
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Lost
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6 seasons
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A+
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The X-Files
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9 seasons
|
A+
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Coupling
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6 series
|
A+
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Firefly
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1 season
|
A+
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Breaking Bad
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5 seasons
|
A+
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Seinfeld
|
9 seasons
|
A+
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Band of Brothers
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1 season
|
A+
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30 Rock
|
7 seasons
|
A+
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Don’t Trust the B--- in Apartment 23
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2 seasons
|
A+
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The Muppet Show
|
4 seasons
|
A+
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Looking
|
2 seasons
|
A
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24
|
9 seasons
|
A
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Pushing Daisies
|
2 seasons
|
A
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Monty Python’s Flying Circus
|
4 series
|
A
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House
|
8 seasons
|
A
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Battlestar Galactica
|
4 seasons
|
A
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Sherlock
|
3 series
|
A
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The Office (British)
|
1 series
|
A
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X-Men
|
5 seasons
|
A
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Extras
|
2 series
|
A
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The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
|
2 seasons
|
A
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Batman: The Animated Series
|
3 seasons
|
A-
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Strange Luck
|
1 season
|
B+
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Lois and Clark
|
4 seasons
|
B
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The 4400
|
4 seasons
|
B
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Heroes
|
4 seasons
|
C
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Then shows I still intend to finish:
The Wire
|
1 season
|
A+
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Absolutely Fabulous
|
1 series
|
A+
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Friday Night Lights
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3 seasons
|
A+
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Happy Endings
|
5 episodes
|
A+
|
Twin Peaks
|
Until the murderer is revealed
|
A
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And then there are the defunct shows that I gave up on. Grades based on the impression I’m left with after I quit.
Misfits
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3 series
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Replaced the cast
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A+
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Brothers and Sisters
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2 seasons
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Weirdness with sibling love
|
A
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Damages
|
3 seasons
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Got repetitive
|
A
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ER
|
5 seasons
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Lost touch with it
|
A
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Boston Legal
|
2 seasons
|
Mark Valley left
|
A-
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Friends
|
7 seasons
|
Lost touch with it
|
B+
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Smallville
|
2 seasons
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Tired of Monster of the Week
|
B-
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Prison Break
|
3 seasons
|
Retconned Sara's death
|
C
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Glee
|
3 seasons
|
Became preachy instead of satirical
|
C
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The Office (American)
|
5 seasons
|
Tired of it even before Michael left
|
C
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How I Met Your Mother
|
1 season
|
Realized I don't enjoy this show
|
D
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Parks and Recreation
|
2 seasons
|
Do not like the characters
|
D
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Fringe
|
3 episodes
|
Actively hated this show
|
F
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Finally, shows I watched so religiously as a kid that I’m sure I watched full seasons of them. Any kids’ shows mentioned above I have watched as an adult.
Animaniacs
|
A+
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Ducktales
|
A+
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Saved by the Bell
|
A
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Batman
|
A
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Smurfs
|
A
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Tiny Toon Adventures
|
A
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Spider-Man
|
A
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Scooby Doo
|
A
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Boy Meets World
|
A
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Full House
|
B+
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Perfect Strangers
|
B
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The Real Ghostbusters
|
B-
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